i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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