And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
