I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
try to milk me bitch
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
The ass gains better be worth it
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