Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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