Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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