I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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