Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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