I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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