worst night to have a conscience
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
He has the fingertips of a God
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