woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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