The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
only you would photoshop your dick
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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