he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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