did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
