Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
50% drunk capacity currently
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
