Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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