Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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