He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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