You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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