Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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