you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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