why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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