I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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