Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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