Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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