i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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