Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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