I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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