You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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