I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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