a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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