I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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