Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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