whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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