People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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