$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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