Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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