i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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