why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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