yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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