hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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