She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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