When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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