i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
