Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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