we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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