Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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