That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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