Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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