So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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