never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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